Apparently me invasion o' Canada didn' make th' news. Perhaps I should 'ave floated o'er th' border in a helium balloon in order t' get me own reality show.

Th' first part o' th' invasion was delayed by several hours due t' an out o' service ferry. I knew I should 'ave brought me own ship.

They thought I was jus' hangin' around th' ferry terminal patiently. I was really jus' plottin' me revenge.
Whoa! 8 lanes o' cars be just a wee bit bigger than me ship.

Th' crew nattered me into this invasion 'cause they wanted t' do some sort o' race. I only came along on accoun' o' I be promised Thanksgivin' grub afterwards.

While they be ou' racin', I found an appropriate alternative.






blah blah blah. He's such a publicity hound.











