I invaded Canada again

Apparently me invasion o' Canada didn' make th' news. Perhaps I should 'ave floated o'er th' border in a helium balloon in order t' get me own reality show.

Th' first part o' th' invasion was delayed by several hours due t' an out o' service ferry. I knew I should 'ave brought me own ship.

They thought I was jus' hangin' around th' ferry terminal patiently. I was really jus' plottin' me revenge.

Whoa! 8 lanes o' cars be just a wee bit bigger than me ship.

Th' crew nattered me into this invasion 'cause they wanted t' do some sort o' race. I only came along on accoun' o' I be promised Thanksgivin' grub afterwards.

While they be ou' racin', I found an appropriate alternative.

Me next voyage

`Tis about time fer me t' weigh anchor 'n head out on a voyage.

Sometimes 'tis hard t' decide which direction t' go.

Don't be tellin' anyone, but I be invadin' Canada this weekend.

I've been busy - haven't fergotten ye!

It's been a while since I've checked in here. It's been a busy summer. I always stop to thank the lighthousekeepers.

blah blah blah Captain Cook blah blah blah. He's such a publicity hound.

Oh I almost forgot - now THAT was a fun party.

Time to make some plans fer me next voyage.

More about that later this week ye scurvy dogs!

Where does a Pirate Go on Vacation?

T' th' coast, o' course.

Th' crew an' I tookst some time off t' jus' relax.

We did a wee bit sightseein' in Newport.

And spent a pleasant afternoon at th' pub. When ye`re namin' a grog, thar be some choices that be jus' a bit questionable.

Who is responsible

for giving the lawn guy a week off??

How a Pirate Spends His Summer

I've been busy

I did a little huntin'.

I did a little fishin'.

I did a bit o' recrutin'. Diego says he`ll be happy t' take care o' th' mice in th' hold.

I`ve also been practicin' fer me role in ths summers production o' Oklahoma.

♫♫ All th' world`ll fly in a flurry

When I takes ye ou' in th' surrey,

When I takes ye ou' in th' surrey wi' th' fringe on top!

Ya horn swogglin' bilge rat! ♫♫

It be a Mighty Tempest

Th' waves be crashin' o'er th' bow. Hgher than I'd ever seen them.



It be so dark an' rainy we could hardly be seein' oer th' yardarm in th' middle o' th' afternoon.



It finally started gettin' lighter.

Eventually we sailed out o' th' storm.

At least th' ship be a lot cleaner now.